...until he saw what he was wearing.

"Oh fudge no. I can deal with tentacles, musicals, fishmen, and actors, but I am not mentally equipped for this sugar."

And promptly headed right back up, thankfully not noticing something rather, well, interesting.

[NFI, but I had to]

[ "...fly me through space, take me away, far from this place..."] [minor language] [*starts the doom music*]

[ "Sounds crazy, no? Certifiably insane."]

His fingers itch.

His muscles shiver.

His leg keeps doing that very irritating bouncing thing that it does when his mind is too empty to work properly ow knee on the booth table.

And he's looking at the wall where a door should be like it proposed an all-Care Bear production of Titus Andronicus.

He wasn't really expecting the bar, but he's an actor. Bars, whatever form they might come in, imaginary or not, are always welcome.

...it's the door disappearing behind him that has him in a funk.

Or it will.

When he realizes it.

In short, insane director at the bar. Approach at will.

It is, as said patron would continue to say, more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

As such, it shouldn't surprise anyone that the Geoffrey Tennant who bounds through the door, rapier drawn, looks ten years younger

ten years saner

ten years happierthan the last time he'd been in (though the rapier is actually the same; ( Read more... )

.

"I'm going to get arrested tonight, aren't I?"

And yet, to the bar he goes.

CHORUS:
Into the bar walks Tennant, face gone low
His hair a wild, wiley beast indeed
And outer raiments tattered and undone;
Hands that shake, a chin all burly rough
Eyes as hollow holes that hardly see.

Enter GEOFFREY

GEOFFREY:
...okay. I can do this. I need a drink. (pause) And to be kept away from blunt objects.

CHORUS:To know the cause of ( Read more... )

[Pre-Milliways Video OOM: "Buttons Off"]

It might be the leather pants on the first figure, the gaudy and overdone suit jacket in pinstripes or the ridiculous glasses.

Perhaps it's the pseudo-Elizabethan clothing on the second figure who enters the bar right after him.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"...or maybe it's the fact that they're both ( Read more... )

The door opens ( Read more... )